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I don't care what y'all say... New year new me new year new year new year new meeeeeee! Lol!

I want to post more from late summer till now but some of them still follow me on social media and are kinda cool now that we are over the friend zone understanding.... Not taking Philly serious...

Here is another one... So, I straight up told this woman (that I never met) that this couldn't get serious... Because I want to get out of Philadelphia and that would be messed up if a job in Europe offers me 200K to move (ok I'm dreaming about that but just saying) so she agreed as I also said long distance isn't a thing... But we still continued to trade message and chat on the phone... Y'all remember I was posting pics of dogs all over socal media? Ok boom, she asked about that and I said it's because I'm a dog... And then this happened... I don't know what I triggered but wow. I've been called some names ... But heartless made me laugh. I'm so heartless that I told her what it was from the jump months ago. Again, still didn't meet this woman. DelVal yo.... DelVal... Lol

December has been really weird with online dating... This chick that I actually have personal friends in common with on FB hits me up... I made a joke that she should bring me pizza... She flipped it to I should come to her house... Taiwan is not that type of person yo. Anyways just wanted to see where this would go... She had a costume on in one of her pics... I jokingly said I would get the pizza if she put this on... Anyways I thought this was one big joke but apparently she was really serious. This was from a few weeks ago... One day I'll post the whole conversation... It's very very funny. Btw I didn't edit anything from this screenshot... I started thinking to myself... Wow this is how dudes get robbed or blackmailed and when I came back to my phone was this whole rant. I even tired after this to meet her at a restaurant but then we just couldn't recover from here 😂😂😂😂😂

Your eyes lit up the room, when I gave you #Flowerz #Flowers #Flowerz #housemusic #housemusicallnightlong #music #spotify #jamz

My life is in your hands! Glory! Top song of 2017! #amen #faith #love #gospel

Now that @waze let's you record your own driving directions... Who wants me to record my terrible New York, New Jersey, urban, 90s, internet, jive lingo for directions? "w00t!!! Yo right turn in 2 mizzles fo shizzle and you will have reached the beach.. Psych, epic fail! The shore B! *Joey Woah!*"

I was looking for tape yesterday... and found a closet in my cube that has all this soup from when I was budgeting. Lol... Now I'm having soup for breakfast 😢😢

Dear Lord, please remove any germs and/or pet hair / waste from this #potluck plate...

Broad Street Santa Express! #septa #BroadStreetSantaExpress #santalivesinbrooklyn

#fries

Kinda upgrading... #note4 to #s7... For my work phone. My personal phone is still 2014's Droid Turbo rocking Android 6 😂😂😂 #upgradeforwhat?

This is not my beautiful house... This is not my beautiful wife... HOW DID I GET HERE? #talkingheads

Something smells good over here yo #philly #christmasvillage

So I'm drinking out of both drinks... So it's an #uptown! Aaaayeeeee! #newjackswing #oldschool #trappyhour #philly

God bless #ubereats #westindian... #overpaid but I need #ting....

Hoteps are not going to like how you have emasculated this building! #philly

#philly #christmastree

#afro #afropic #philly

When out at lunch... Hours later, outside looks like this #philly #snow

"You are the source of my strength ... You are the strength of my life" My coworkers can sang... Wow! #philly #cityofphilly

First... Where is that bomb ice cream I got last year... Second.. who has food? #philly

I needed some help... So I called a #superhero and she put me on hold and then hung up after telling me I can call whenever. 😢 @intense_with_commonsense

😢😢😢 #philly #phillygram

😐😐😐😐 #firewood #fireplace #bonfire

If needed, make sure you enroll. #aca #healthcare https://omit.tv/2zY2XrF

About time #bojangles!!!! #chicken #bisuits

Family "blah, blah, blah" #church #thisisme

No beard! ... Why am I on the floor? Why do I wear so much red when my favorite color is green? Did I move? Do you add milk when making scrambled eggs? Why is this 2nd ITIL course not helping? Will this udemy course help?

Hello December.. I'm glad you could make it... I'm cutting this beard off now that #movember is over... Participants, don't forget to make a lil or huge donation to the cause if you can help out more than just awareness!

How do 👏 people 👏 make 👏 jellybeans? 🤔 The WiFi here is so slow... Using my personal hotspot. Won't come here to do work again. Should have went back to the Starbucks down the road.

Study study study #itil #itilcertification

#Countrylife

#50centsoda #50cent #melloyello

#steveharvey #steveharveybacon #bacon #harveyfoods #harveyfoodsbacon

Earlier today at #biblestudy #thisisme

Hey y'all ♥♥ @intense_with_commonsense ♥♥ isn't feeling well. Please pray for her, her health means the world to me! 🤗🤗🤗 Get well 💪! #curlyhair #plantainchips #unoisbetterthanoldmaidandblackjack #ripselena

Hey y'all ♥♥ @intense_with_commonsense ♥♥ isn't feeling well. Please pray for her, her health means the world to me! 🤗🤗🤗 Get well 💪! #curlyhair #plantainchips #unoisbetterthanoldmaidandblackjack #ripselena

This is too real. I can't stand when you meet someone and you are given bucket loads of attention and then they drop you.... Days later want to pick back up. Yes, life happens. Life happens everyday. Some days life gives you lemons but with social media it's not really any excuse - especially if you are just using other networks. 😐😐😐😐 That's why I am so slow to add people or will downright mention that I have no intent connecting digitally if I don't feel anything IRL. To me, this applies to friendships and deeper relationships / dating... 525,600 minutes and I can't have 730 or at minimum 365? 😂😂😂😂 Want to exchange numbers? No. Straight up like that! Via @intense_with_commonsense (yes, she is a superheroine)

The women's hat game here is so strong!! #amen

Now this is #blackfriday shopping.

I did that... #burnbabyburn #fireplace #fire

#Breakfast of champions. #fanta

Aww man... #midnightdiner.... Memories of driving from NJ to NC.... Alone, to meet up with NC members of #VFF. We had a party bus, hit a few spots, and ended here. It was crazy. We had a long wait but I remember the food being amazing. I feel bad because the next day I got a flat and I was gonna meet this fly chick from IG.. but decided to get my tires done at Walmart. Walmart gave me one tire not this size of the other ones and I didn't know until I got back up north and went to a local Walmart and they were arguing with the NC Walmart who tried to say I switched the tire... Mind you the wrong tire was brand new and cost more than the one I should use. I wasn't charged for the exchange but still had to pay the tire core fee... Strange so much fun and anger happened on this trip. I'm trying to meet up with the people I met before I go back. Thanks for reading!

When y'all getting serious and you ask about her relationship with God. #faith #dating #relationshipgoals #relationshipmemes

Who wins when you are fighting sleep? #thisisme yes, this is the teacher from high school graduation! Lol

I want to cut this beard.... But y'all lucky it's #movember #thisisme

Adding more to my #vinyl collection. #wutang #enterthewutang36chambers #wutangclan #walmart

This is the first time that I heard this song and didn't dance! Lol

Thank God they have #funnelcake here because my mouth is on fire... #wingfest #philly #phillywingfest

I love 11x17 paper... Everyone wonders what to do with it when when you hand it out at meetings. 😂😂😂 (Office trolling, only printed 2, I hang them afterwards #goinggreenish) #airwatch #vmware #emm #mdm

Is this a southern thing? Why do architects put the bathroom in the one bedroom? I just think bedrooms are sacred... #atl #atlanta

#lovepark has grass!!! I wonder if this will be open soon? #philly #love #lovephilly

Voting in the rain... This beard needs to go... #philly #ivoted