Taiwan Brown

I don't care what y'all say... New year new me new year new year new year new meeeeeee! Lol!

I want to post more from late summer till now but some of them still follow me on social media and are kinda cool now that we are over the friend zone understanding.... Not taking Philly serious...

Here is another one... So, I straight up told this woman (that I never met) that this couldn't get serious... Because I want to get out of Philadelphia and that would be messed up if a job in Europe offers me 200K to move (ok I'm dreaming about that but just saying) so she agreed as I also said long distance isn't a thing... But we still continued to trade message and chat on the phone... Y'all remember I was posting pics of dogs all over socal media? Ok boom, she asked about that and I said it's because I'm a dog... And then this happened... I don't know what I triggered but wow. I've been called some names ... But heartless made me laugh. I'm so heartless that I told her what it was from the jump months ago. Again, still didn't meet this woman. DelVal yo.... DelVal... Lol

December has been really weird with online dating... This chick that I actually have personal friends in common with on FB hits me up... I made a joke that she should bring me pizza... She flipped it to I should come to her house... Taiwan is not that type of person yo. Anyways just wanted to see where this would go... She had a costume on in one of her pics... I jokingly said I would get the pizza if she put this on... Anyways I thought this was one big joke but apparently she was really serious. This was from a few weeks ago... One day I'll post the whole conversation... It's very very funny. Btw I didn't edit anything from this screenshot... I started thinking to myself... Wow this is how dudes get robbed or blackmailed and when I came back to my phone was this whole rant. I even tired after this to meet her at a restaurant but then we just couldn't recover from here 😂😂😂😂😂

Your eyes lit up the room, when I gave you #Flowerz #Flowers #Flowerz #housemusic #housemusicallnightlong #music #spotify #jamz

My life is in your hands! Glory! Top song of 2017! #amen #faith #love #gospel

Now that @waze let's you record your own driving directions... Who wants me to record my terrible New York, New Jersey, urban, 90s, internet, jive lingo for directions? "w00t!!! Yo right turn in 2 mizzles fo shizzle and you will have reached the beach.. Psych, epic fail! The shore B! *Joey Woah!*"

I was looking for tape yesterday... and found a closet in my cube that has all this soup from when I was budgeting. Lol... Now I'm having soup for breakfast 😢😢

Dear Lord, please remove any germs and/or pet hair / waste from this #potluck plate...

Broad Street Santa Express! #septa #BroadStreetSantaExpress #santalivesinbrooklyn

#fries

Kinda upgrading... #note4 to #s7... For my work phone. My personal phone is still 2014's Droid Turbo rocking Android 6 😂😂😂 #upgradeforwhat?

This is not my beautiful house... This is not my beautiful wife... HOW DID I GET HERE? #talkingheads

Something smells good over here yo #philly #christmasvillage

God bless #ubereats #westindian... #overpaid but I need #ting....

Hoteps are not going to like how you have emasculated this building! #philly

#philly #christmastree

#afro #afropic #philly

When out at lunch... Hours later, outside looks like this #philly #snow

First... Where is that bomb ice cream I got last year... Second.. who has food? #philly

I needed some help... So I called a #superhero and she put me on hold and then hung up after telling me I can call whenever. 😢 @intense_with_commonsense

😢😢😢 #philly #phillygram

😐😐😐😐 #firewood #fireplace #bonfire

If needed, make sure you enroll. #aca #healthcare https://omit.tv/2zY2XrF

About time #bojangles!!!! #chicken #bisuits

Family "blah, blah, blah" #church #thisisme

No beard! ... Why am I on the floor? Why do I wear so much red when my favorite color is green? Did I move? Do you add milk when making scrambled eggs? Why is this 2nd ITIL course not helping? Will this udemy course help?

Hello December.. I'm glad you could make it... I'm cutting this beard off now that #movember is over... Participants, don't forget to make a lil or huge donation to the cause if you can help out more than just awareness!

How do 👏 people 👏 make 👏 jellybeans? 🤔 The WiFi here is so slow... Using my personal hotspot. Won't come here to do work again. Should have went back to the Starbucks down the road.

Study study study #itil #itilcertification